Friday, March 27, 2009

Top 10 Reasons to be Unschooled

10) Never ever ever ever have to read "Catcher in the Rye."
9) Get entire theater to yourself at 12:30 Friday premiere of "Monsters vs. Aliens."
8) "Hmm. Couch or desk? ... Couch!"
7) Hearing "pupil" makes you think of "eye."
6) Lunch line is at Chick-Fil-A.
5) The phrase "class assignment" refers to botany.
4) Gazing out windows.
3) Standing on your head and counting backwards from 100 while wiggling your toes does not get you detention.
2) When you're told what to do, you're doing the telling.
1) Get to wave at kids on big yellow school bus.

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