Saturday, April 25, 2009

Education despot wants your children in "school" all year

The learning- and morally impaired (aka politicians) want your kids and mine in their propaganda camps all year to "compete with the Chinese and Indians." The despots got more cash from Obama Dead Eyes and have their swords at the ready to force parents to force their children into the enforced mental-labor camps year-round.

Here's the story (note how the lascivious lapdogs known as "journalists" refer to this mafioso): "The lanky former college basketball player and father of two speaks quickly, with remarkable energy in the face of daunting challenges."

Which got me to thinking: He wouldn't have so much energy if his testicles were removed, right?

If the despot had pulled out his shriveled dick, the media mavens would've pronounced it a thing of extraordinary proportion and striking in features (after they sucked him off, of course).

It may be about time for a revolution, but I'm in a bit of a quandary. Do I castrate the journalists first (assuming they still have balls, of course) or pursue the politicians?*

Ah, decisions, decisions!

* To all liberals who can't pull themselves away from reading this most erudite blog, the above references to castration were a joke -- kinda, sorta.

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