A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of a person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of a person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."