Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Thank you, Congress, for being mother-fuckers

In the last three weeks, I've seen no less than a half-dozen terrific letters to the editor in the Wall Street Journal and Atlanta Journal-Constitution explaining how we need Ayn Rand's ideas to make things right in America. (One of those great letters was mine, but I digress.)

And several prominent opinistas have written entire columns blasting Rand (via Alan Irrational Exuberism Greenspan) and the so-called failure of laissez-faire capitalism.

So I just want to take a moment to thank the 535 decadents that go by the name of Congressmen. "Thank you for fucking up our great country. Thank you for regulating business into destitution. Thank you for taxing us into devastation. Thank you for taking no responsibility for all of the above."

Without all of your fascism/socialism, we wouldn't finally be talking about Ayn Rand.

Peace, motherfuckers.


Jeff Perren said...

You irrepressible optimist you! That's one way to look on the bright side, I guess. :)

David Elmore said...

Ha! Yeah, I'm an optimist, Jeff, with a dirty mouth. ;)
Hope you are well.