Monday, March 17, 2008

Jesus Didn't Know

The Bible's alleged God (the old one and the new one) never mentioned (and didn't know) any of the following:

The double-helix
The number Zero
Gravity
Round Earth
Earth rotates
Earth revolves around Sun
Age of Sun and Earth
Earth is tilted 23 degrees, thus causing the seasons
Other planets have moons
What back side of our Moon looks like
Stars are suns
Universe is 13.7 billion years old
Big Bang
Quasars
Solar Systems
Galaxies
Calculus
Electricity
Telescope/microscope
Organisms
Cause of disease (viral, bacterial and parasitic)
Vaccines
Atomic structures
Periodic chart
Circulatory system
Embryos
Individual rights
Definition of liberty
Computers
Radial tires
Rubber
Plastic
Nylon
Internal Combustion Engine
Steam Engine
Cotton Gin
Nuclear power
Steel
Guns
Air Conditioning
Bacteria
Capitalism
Black holes
Spectrum of Light
Electromagnetic waves
Speed of light
Tectonic plates
Dinosaurs
Mariannas Trench
Antarctica
Size of Earth
The "New World"
Longitude determination
Compass
Magnetic poles
Relativity
Evolution
DNA
Transparent glass
Paper
Printing Press
Airplanes
Prozac
Penicillin
Cloning
Ice Ages
Hybridization
Televisions
Phones
Corn
Suspension Bridges
Pianos
Violins
Saxaphones
Musical notes


For being an alleged God, he was mighty ignorant, wasn't he, folks??!!

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